The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

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Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

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Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.

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A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

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There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

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In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

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Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

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The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

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