Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

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Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.

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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

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The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

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The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

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It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

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