Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
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The first hundred years are the hardest.
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God help those who do not help themselves.
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I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
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If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
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Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
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