I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

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A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.

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Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

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All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.

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