Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.

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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

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Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.

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Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.

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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

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There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

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Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power.

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Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.

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