Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

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You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.

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There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

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Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.

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Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

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Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

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