A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
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If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
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A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too.
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Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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