Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!

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I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

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He has your finger, but I have your heart.

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Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

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Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.

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Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

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The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.

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Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

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Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

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As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

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