I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

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Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

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True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.

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I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

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Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

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Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.

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I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.

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Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

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You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.

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I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

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