Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

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Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

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Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.

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A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

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What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

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