Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

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Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

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I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.

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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

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The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

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Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

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