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Bill Maher

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

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Men are only as loyal as their options.

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It's all been satirized for your protection.

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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If you think you have it tough, read history books.

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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

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Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

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Suicide is man's way of telling God, ""You can't fire me - I quit.""

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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

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