I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

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The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.

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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

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The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

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Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the ""will of the people"" goes out the window.

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When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

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We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.

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