Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'

quote by Bill Maher
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'

quote by Bill Maher
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!