Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.

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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

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Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.

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Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

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To be positive To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

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Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

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Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

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Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.

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Patience. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

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Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.

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