To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.

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Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.

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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

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Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.

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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

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Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

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Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

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Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

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