A man is known by the company he organizes.

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Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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Brain an apparatus with which we think we think.

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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

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This ONLY is denied God The power to undo the past.

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Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.

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Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

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Egotist a person more interested in himself than in me.

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