To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

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One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

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Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

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Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

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