If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.