If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
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Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
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Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
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He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
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A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
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He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
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