He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

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Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

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Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.

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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

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I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

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I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

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When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

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