If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

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The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

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