I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
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The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
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If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
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If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.
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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
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The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.
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