In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior".
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ""New Car Interior.""
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
My mother buried three husbands... and two of them were only napping.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before.