This fellow, Peter Parker
got himself bit by a spider
don't laugh -
that's just half -
coz now he looks like a tarantuler.
A Dane and an Israeli met at Wimpy's
and their shared hatred for ASPee
led them to code
from their abode
a pretty script named PHPee
Believe it or not in Pakistan
when a woman marries a man
the woman pays a fee
of a million rupees
so I'll be moving there soon as I can
There was this fellow from Jamaica
and whenever he saw a mechanicah
with a sweet ride,
he would chide:
and ask - hey maan, did ya make ha?
So many women from Azerbaijan
fell in love with this Belgian.
When it was found
he was a dogging hound
they drowned him deep in a vat of valium.
There was once a lad from Nairobi
who had a very queer hobby
he'd dress up like a bat,
sometimes, as a cat
I blame the movies - said his mommy.
The most magnificent Miss Miranda
happened to be in a bit of a blunder
she was American
but sounded Jamaican
and man, nabadi could understand ha.
A certain Steve fed on a regular staple
of fruits as he struggled to grapple
with utter poverty
but then eventually,
he formed a firm and named it apple.
In the Chinese county of Xiao Xing
was a poet by the name Hu Ling
when writing a song -
he never went wrong -
for in Chinese, all the words are rhyme Ming.
The writing of good limericks you see
requires two parts insanitee -
two parts rhythyme
and three parts rhyme.
With that, you'll master the art completelee.