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Otido Omukuba

There was a chap from South Africa
who drank way too much liquor
when asked by his wife -
to end his strife-
he merely sighed and promptly switched to vodka.

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There was this fellow from Rabat
who thought himself a rabbit
it took quite a while -
but he got convinced alright
that only in Jamaica can rabbit become Rabat.

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There was a girl who had a fancy
that she looked somewhat like Beyoncy
she bought a mirror long -
and deduced she was wrong-
for she looked a lot more like Drew Nancy.

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There was once a boy named little Bill
who for some reason could just not sit still.
he hated meadows,
loved Gates and windows
and so caught all kinds of viruses at will.

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Hiragana Urahara Kisuke Fuwatara
and Majimoto Yukishimoto Fushihara
two lads from Japan,
were quite surprised to learn
that their names had more syllables than this last line -ra!

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There happened to be a lad named Larry
whose skills mathematical were quite scary
at school he couldn't doodle
all he said was Google
now he's gotten so rich - I tell you, it's filthy.

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An exquisite limerick must have a twist -
something to pop when least
you expect it
like a bit of wit -
or even at times a disproportionately long, unrhymed and out of meter last line.

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Am told a limerick should have Anna Pest.
First of all let me say I have searched East and West
and found that no one sane
can go by that name
Who she is and what she does - is anybody's guess.

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