I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
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Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
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