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Laughter is an instant vacation

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Laughter is an instant vacation.

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I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

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Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

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