Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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