Golf is a good walk, ruined.

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When in doubt, tell the truth.

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We are all alike, on the inside.

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All right, then, I'll go to hell.

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Be good and you will be lonesome.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.

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