I can live for two months on a good compliment.

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We have the best government that money can buy.

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When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.

Mark Twain in Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894)
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We all have thoughts that would shame the devil.

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Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....

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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

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I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Mark Twain in Following the Equator (1897)
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

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