There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

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I can live two months on a good compliment.

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

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The billiard table is better than the doctor.

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

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I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.

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Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

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Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

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