Children make your life important.

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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

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Never accept a drink from a urologist.

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God created man, but I could do better.

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When humor goes, there goes civilization.

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Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.

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Never order food in excess of your body weight.

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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

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