One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
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Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
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Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
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The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
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I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
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Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
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