Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

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Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

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And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

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This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

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I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

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I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

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We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

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Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

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My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

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