Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
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I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
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Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
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The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
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