Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
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You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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