I worship the quicksand he walks in.
The best things in life aren't things.
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.