I never have anything to talk about.

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I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

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I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

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I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

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I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

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Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

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Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

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I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

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I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

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