Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.

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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

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I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

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