See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.

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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

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We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

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I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.

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