The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Lather As You Go

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed.
He watched the ads
And not the road.

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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

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The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

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Crossing The Border

Senescence begins
And middle age ends
The day your descendents
Outnumber your friends.

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?

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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

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The Parent

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.

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