The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

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I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

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I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

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A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.

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