I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

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It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

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I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

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That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

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No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

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I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

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I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

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