Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

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Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.

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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.

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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or or not.

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The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

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