Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

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Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

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My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

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When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

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Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

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If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

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When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

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The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

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Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

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