In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

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Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

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Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

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Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

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When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

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Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

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From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

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Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

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When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

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