You can't have everything. Where would you put it

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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

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I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

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When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

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