If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

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Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

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When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

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Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

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I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

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