Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
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I really don't require a whole lot in life.
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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
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I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
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It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
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It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
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