Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
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I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
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