The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

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The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.

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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

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Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

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My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

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If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

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Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice.

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I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

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